Hurley: won millions in the lottery, crashed on an island
Me: has won a few games of Settlers of Catan, lives in a house surrounded by snow piles
Hurley: one of the stars of the best TV show ever
Me: has appeared in local news interview segments twice in my lifetime
Hurley: has a blog — his most recent post currently has 99 comments
Me: has a blog — my most recent post has like 3 comments
Me: has been blogging about making bread
Hurley: blogged about making bread!!!

Hey, isn’t that even the same book you’re using? I didn’t know Hurley had a blog.
Totally the same book! His blog is kinda entertaining — he sounds a lot like his character.